Kids Say the Darnest Things……

A mother  is driving a little girl to her friend’s house for a play date.

‘Mommy,’ the little girl  asks, ‘how old are you?’

‘Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady  her age,’ the mother replied.

‘It’s not polite.’

‘OK’, the little girl says, ‘How much do  you weigh?’

‘Now really,’ the mother  says,! ‘those are personal questions and are really none of your  business.’

Undaunted, the little girl  asks, ‘Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?’

‘That is enough questions, young lady,  honestly!’

The exasperated mother  walks away as the two friends begin to play.

‘My Mom won’t tell me anything about her,’  the little girl says to her friend.

‘Well,’ says the friend, ‘all you need to  do is look at her drivers license. It is like a report card, it has  everything on it.’

Later that night the  little girl says to her mother, ‘I know how old you are, you are 32.’

The mother is surprised and asks, ‘How did  you find that out?

‘I also know that you  weigh 140  pounds.’

The mother is past surprised and shocked  now. ‘How in heaven’s name did you find that  out?’

‘And,’ the little girl  says triumphantly,’I know why you and daddy got a divorce.’  ‘Oh  really?’ the mother asks. ‘Why?’

‘Because  you got an F in sex.’


This isn’t mine.  My uncle emailed it to me and I had to share the laughs.  I have no idea who the original author is.


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