Am I Sitting Still?

I love my family; my guys means the world to me…. but man, are they a sassy, sarcastic bunch, I swear. So, I go to pick up our Pup from daycare and when I walk in I see he’s sitting in the office with one of the daycare workers. I sigh, preparing myself to hear

I’m sorry for his inadequacies

Sh*t my husband says part 3: The day started of lousy…. ended up having a flat tire so my husband was late to work. When he gets there one of his bosses starts bitching about ” did you stop to think about finding another ride here?” Instead of getting mad at her ( since of

The Floor Looked Lonely

(Sh** My Husband Says part 2) Now most of you may have seen my previous blog where I talked about some of the sarcastic, witty and hilarious things that comes rolling out of my husbands mouth before he engages the brain to mouth filter in his brain.  About a month ago, I’m talking with him and he

Sh** My Husband Says…part 1

Anyone who has known me for longer then five minutes knows that I have an strange, quirky sense of humor…. it’s gotten me into trouble many MANY times…and I’m sure it will continue to do so.  That being the case I have a deep appreciation for dry sarcastic humor…. I blame my stepdad who couldn’t-can’t-

The Ramblings of a Sleeping Mind

Wife crawls into bed. Wife: Goodnight sweetheart. Husband: I need to stop sniffing Tide….. Good ol’ cocaine from now on. Wife:……well I guess you can’t sniff all white powder equally…. Husband: I think il try heating up some Dawn in a spoon and shooting that. Wife:…….*snicker* this is so going on Facebook later. Husband: Huh?